Yep. I ship it.
New OTP: Patrick Bateman x Luis Carruthers
(who am I kidding all I see is Matt Smith x Hugh Skinner)
jim fucking carrey
jim fucking carrey
I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people
I was eating a slice of pizza and put ketchup on it and it made a really loud sound cus the bottle is almost empty and my flatmate who lives in the room next to mine is convinced I farted and I no matter how much I try to explain she won’t believe me I am upset
- robert downey jr. can sing
- jeremy renner can sing
- scarlett johannson can sing
- chris evans can sing
- mark ruffalo can sing
- chris hemsworth can sing
- tom hiddleston can sing
joss whedon, where is my avengers musical. i know you’ve got it in you. and i know you want it just as bad as i do. i sincerely hope that was part of the contract you just signed.
PUT THAT SHAWARMA BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME
I HAVE TO REBLOG THIS AGAIN FOR THAT LINE OMG
This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.
I’M STILL LAUGHING.
I will never not reblog this.
"Because I love Billie. She’s a good friend and it would be fun to make Doctor Who with Bills."
-Matt Smith [x]
So, did Matt just make ElevenxRose canon?
i think this is how i feel most of the time
i got u balloons
omg you are so cute
i got u a cat
i made you a cake
i got you ryan gosling
i got you a sketchbook and a pencil. draw more.